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Santa has an accident!



GAMES:

Simon: Memory testing game! How many moves can you memorise?

Checkers: Play checkers against the computer. Can you win? It's a challenge!

Pegs: Remove pegs by jumping over them. Aim to have just one peg on the board at the end of the game!

Goo: Have fun with a gooey face!

Jokes on you!

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  • A Chinese man walks into a shop with a parrot on his shoulder, and the shopkeeper says, "Blimey where did you get that?" and the parrot says "China, there's loads of 'em there.
  • What do you call a bear with no ears?    B!
  • Can I ask you two questions?  Ok, what's the second one?
  • Say, did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? No? Well, well, well.
  • Why did the computer squeak?  Someone stepped on the mouse.
  • Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward? Because two Eds are better than one.
  • What did Snow White say when she dropped off her film?  "Some day my prints will come."
  • What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?  Patty O'Furniture.

Who's a clever monkey then?
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HELP!

Are you having trouble understanding computers? Here's a very simple graphical explanation how they work.

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Chickens watching a...
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Did you know?

Purring cats

One of the things cat lovers love is listening to and enjoying that low, musical rumbling sound associated with the contented cat -- purring. Purring, a low frequency vibration 20 to 30 times per second, is made by cats as they inhale and exhale (breathe). How they do it is still a mystery. It's still not known exactly how this sound is produced by cats. Experts think that purring sounds are produced by rapidly opening and closing the vocal folds as air passes over the voice box. Cats have different styles; some crackle, some almost hum, and some are quiet. But have you noticed, when sleeping, cats don't purr at all?!

Haiiiii...  Yaaaaa!!     Eeeeeaaaaa!????
Martial arts? Or is this kitten learning to walk???

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Cat's Eyes

You may be startled when the green glow of a cat's eye appears in a dark room. Cats see well in the dark thanks to special features in their eyes. Their oversized corneas and pupils gather more light, and cats have many more of the visual cells called rod photo receptors essential for vision in dim light. A reflective layer called the 'tapetum lucidum' creates the green glow we see when light reflects from a cat's eyes. Light which is not absorbed by the rod receptors is reflected by the tapedal layer and allows the animal to have a second chance at capturing this low level of light.

If you would like to know more about cats, you can visit Yahoo Pets.

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Here's some more mysteries of our living planet...
  • Dinosaurs did not eat grass: there weren't any at that time.
  • A giraffe can clean its ears with its 50cm (20") tongue.
  • It is impossible to out-swim a shark, sharks reach speeds of 70 km/h (44 mph).
  • The tongue of a blue whale is as long as an elephant.
  • Millions of trees are  accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them.
  • Sharks are immune to all known diseases.
  • A crocodile's tongue is attached to the roof of its mouth and cannot move it.
  • The scales of a crocodile are made of ceratin, the same substance that hooves and fingernails are made of.

Tom tries to catch Jerry, but Jerry is clever!
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WORD SEARCH

1  Find the 13 items to take on a beach holiday (listed)
2  Use a pen to mark off those you find.
3  Pat yourself on the back if you finish. Enjoy!

C O N A T N U S T S A E
C L E A N T I M A U H L
D W E V E N N R H N L T
B L X K I O O E N G E L
A W C K I N I R U L W O
B U I S G A T N S A O O
B B B T V E O I C S T B
O E C L O B L E S S H M
I D J P R S A N M E C O
D A S S I I X R K S A L
A P O C Q R K O O B E S
R S P O L F P I L F B S

Listed words:  Sunglasses, Sarong, Flip flops, Suntan, Lotion, Beach Towel, Sun hat, Bucket, Spade, Frisbee, Book, Radio, Bikini

Who wants a Cola?   Me... Me... Me!!
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Please send in your jokes and artwork (drawings, paintings, etc, as an e-mail attachment), letters, general e-mails or anything else you want to see featured on this page!

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How to dodge a hunter:
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Make your own hands-free kit for your mobile.